tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8316752398945244890.post4021879192625262197..comments2023-03-24T08:04:48.093-05:00Comments on 17people: Hillary-ous17 Peoplehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09912925594335741914noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8316752398945244890.post-15900445380672807212008-04-17T13:51:00.000-05:002008-04-17T13:51:00.000-05:00Yep, I know from experience that Patrick can alway...Yep, I know from experience that Patrick can always be counted on to spice up a blog. I make him a guest writer in mine when I feel I'm in a stalemate. <BR/><BR/>They guy has some creative game. Gota hand it to him.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12893115206517456952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8316752398945244890.post-64434038140444543722008-04-16T08:12:00.000-05:002008-04-16T08:12:00.000-05:00"Which doesn't bother me. I don't care is our Pres..."Which doesn't bother me. I don't care <B>is</B> our President isn't one of us. Hell, he or she shouldn't be, <B>their</B> the President for gods sakes!"<BR/><BR/>See. See what you do to me Hillary?<BR/><BR/>Is? IF, damnit...I meant IF. <BR/><BR/>THEIR?!?! OMG THEIR!??! It's "they're."<BR/><BR/>I'm like Jeff Goldbloom towards the end of The Fly, except more handsome and less scientifically inclined. <BR/><BR/>This is what a Hillary White House will do to me.<BR/><BR/>Please, America. Help me.<BR/><BR/>(Also...two Jeff Goldbloom references in three responses. I may have a man crush. Weird.)Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16760271593056465258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8316752398945244890.post-89400297007923979462008-04-16T08:07:00.000-05:002008-04-16T08:07:00.000-05:00Awww...I'm kinda touched!Regarding The Beast, it s...Awww...I'm kinda touched!<BR/><BR/>Regarding The Beast, it should be noted that I am, as I am fully aware, completely irrational when it comes to her.<BR/><BR/>I'm generally a laid back fellow, but the very act of seeing her on TV actually makes me angry. If she gets elected president I'm going to have to move to another country- not as some silly sign of protest but because I will be intolerable to be around (moreso)and will probably destroy television sets on a regular basis. I'll be like Bruce Banner except instead of only turning into the Incredible Hulk when local rednecks pick on me, I'll do it every time any news station is on. Those I love and my pocketbook shouldn't have to suffer needlessly.<BR/><BR/>I liked how, in order to show how down-to-the-salt-of-the-earth-common she was, she was filmed doing a shot and having a beer in Pennsylvania.<BR/><BR/>This may have actually persuaded my father to vote for her, because rumor is the shot was of Crown Royal.<BR/><BR/>That aside, COME ON! Picture Hillary in your mind. Now picture her flopping down on the couch on a Saturday in the fall with a Natural Light in her hand and a half eaten bag of Golden Flake chips at her side. She's wearing raggedy cut offs (pants suit, cut offs of course) and a tank top.<BR/><BR/>She flips on the TV (unbroken, because- one assumes- she hasn't seen me on the news lately) and settles in to watch the Razorbacks take on the Gators. At kick off she stands in her family room and "calls the hogs" along with the faithful at Donald W. Renyolds Stadium.<BR/><BR/>Can you picture that?<BR/><BR/>Now picture her watching the game along side a giant pink elephant, the ghost of Frank Capra, or her husband.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, the second image doesn't seem anymore unlikely than the first, does it?<BR/><BR/>Which doesn't bother me. I don't care is our President isn't one of us. Hell, he or she shouldn't be, their the President for gods sakes!<BR/><BR/>But seeing her throw back a jagerbomb at Steelies bar seems so disingenuous as to...here's a shock...make me angry.<BR/><BR/>It's like they had a meeting and tried to decide how stupid they thought Pennsylvanians were.<BR/><BR/>"What if she said she liked to weld in her spare time?"<BR/>"No, that's over the top."<BR/>"Bow hunt?"<BR/>"Maybe...maybe...we should invent a bow hunting, dead relative."<BR/>"Wait! Let's act like she likes going to local dive bars and getting smashed on MGD!"<BR/>"Perfect! Everyone will buy that!"Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16760271593056465258noreply@blogger.com