A very creative friend of mine with an affinity for Hillary Clinton responded to my, far too serious post about Hillary's embellishments of her experience with a brilliant response.
Thank you to loyal 17people reader, legendary Fantasy Football Commissioner, and someone I've been lucky enough to consider a long distant older brother, Patrick, for writing something far better quality than I usually end up putting on the blog.
Enjoy for yourself.
I was only really ever impressed with Hillary one time.
I don't know if you remember this JC, but Bill was supposed to attend a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza when, unexpectedly, terrorist took over. Hillary had arrived in LA late and so wasn't in the main ballroom when the bad guys struck.
Well, Hillary wasn't going to stand for that, so she launched a one woman all out assault and took those terrorists (who turned out to just be really clever thieves)OUT!
The coolest part was when she used a fire hose to rappel down the side of the building. We need that sort of determination and pluck in our president.
I know a lot of people talk about the time she rescued those two kids from the genetically cloned dinosaurs on Isla Nublar as a standout momment of her first Ladyship, but I think that bit of daring do was pulled off more by the cleverness of Dr. Ian Malcolm than anything she did.
And don't get me started on the time she rallied her fellow gladiators and finally got to take her revenge on the man who had killed her family, the Roman man-god Commodus. Sure, she displayed some excellent leadership skills, but she got killed at the end, and I don't want a zombie President in the White House(again).